Some Signs You Are A Disney-Nazi

  • Unwavering devotion to all things Disney
  • Ignorance of Disney's non-child-oriented products
  • Disbelief of anything anti-Disney
  • Believes anyone who doesn't like Disney is mentally ill
  • Obsession with Disney memorabilia
  • Unfettered spending on Disney-related products
  • Possession of Disney stock
  • Obedient faith in every Disney employee
  • Stern
  • Use of foul, insulting language to those who don't share your beliefs
  • Hypocritical childrearing techniques: neglectful/abusive
Why We Hate Disney