Some Signs You Are A Disney-Nazi

• Unwavering devotion to all things Disney
• Ignorance of Disney's non-child-oriented products
• Disbelief of anything anti-Disney
• Believes anyone who doesn't like Disney is mentally ill
• Obsession with Disney memorabilia
• Unfettered spending on Disney-related products
• Possession of Disney stock
• Obedient faith in every Disney employee
• Stern
• Use of foul, insulting language to those who don't share your beliefs
• Hypocritical childrearing techniques: neglectful/abusive